Lyrics:

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
Barry swing his bat
Piano playing cats
Big mouth drunken whores

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
Drama that's for free
On reality TV
Where's that tuna casserole?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
As we change our minds
At least a half dozen times
Are we leaning red or leaning blue

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
Oil's constant flow
Through the Gulf of Mexico
Anyone for battered shrimp?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
Idiots start to fester
When he shot that child molester
Some call him hero, some call him con

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
Another arrogant ass
Says he's got an n-word pass
What the hell's an n-word pass?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
Brad and An-Jolie
Expand their family
Who's gonna be the next octomom?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
Obama wave his pecker
At the infrastructure wreckers
Saying watcha' gonna do 'bout that gun control?

(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)
(The eyes of the squirrel are watching)