Lyrics:

Hi Jack, I don't know why you're calling here
Bothering Rick and I here this morning.
Umm, obviously you have your crack whore with you.
My cell phone went dead that's why I couldn't, didn't continue to speak.
Anyway, it would be a great favor for me

If you would please sign the divorce papers, okay?
You live your life in a drug infested world with crack whores,
And that's just how you're going to be.
And, by the way,
We had a great time in this bed last night. Bye

Don't listen to the radio
Don't watch tv
Don't hang around the house all day
Doing the G
Go down to the pub
Play pool all day
Put money in the record machine
And let the jukebox play

Let the jukebox play (8x)

I useta be a rich man, but not anymore
Spent every penny I made on a high class whore
If I do it all over, won't throw it away
Spend every penny I make, at the Whiskey Cafe

Let the jukebox play (8x)
I said, Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play
Lord, Lord, Lord, let the jukebox play (3x)
(Repeat)