Lyrics:

You lie and cheat, I might have to beat you
You stab my back, I might put the heat to you
Don't drag your feet, you know you'll have to face me
It's not just once that you've disgraced me
Lay out your soul, get rid of that weakness
Don't diss your boys over some kind of princess
Girls come and go but friends are like sins
I'd walk away, but you're one of my best friends

There's no piece of ass worth the friendship
(A friend doesn't let a) friend bang another friend's girlfriend
There's no piece of ass worth the friendship
Dumb enough to go there, nothing will mend it
No matter the excuses, or just how loose she is
What will follow won't pay for the juiciness

But dude
I don't know
I don't know what to say
Dude, dude I
I don't know
I don't know what to say

Say: 'I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
And I will never do it again'
Say: 'I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
And I will never do it again'

I felt at the moment the two introduced
He's just the type and she's just to lose
So I took him aside, told him she was with thee
Said: 'What do I look like, a fuckin' Lewinsky?!'
Two weeks later she was greasin' and screamin'
The story came out, full details of reaming
So everyone hates everyone
It's all fucked up
By LA's worst star-jocking slut!

There's no piece of ass worth the friendship
(A friend doesn't let a) friend bang another friend's girlfriend
There's no piece of ass worth the friendship
(A friend doesn't let a) friend bang another friend's girlfriend

Dude, I don't know...
Sorry?

Say: 'I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
And I will never ever do it again'
(Say! Say! Say!)
'I'm a total piece of shit
An undeniable hypocrite
I promise not to do it again'

Your mind's a blank
Your face a prank
Like you took it point blank, got run over by a tank
Low rank frank
No lower than you sank
When all by yourself? You're the world's biggest wank
With only you to thank
Ass butthole stank
Found you with all your own piss you drank
Your own green skunk, from your morning spank
On your way to the dumpster
With an arm full of crank

There is no piece of ass worth a friendship
Dumb enough to go there
Nothing will mend it
There is no piece of ass worth a friendship
Dumb enough to go there
Nothing will mend it
Nothing will mend it
I don't recommend it
I don't recommend it
And nothing will mend it...

(Say:) 'I'm a fucking idiot should've never gotten into it'
'I'm a fucking idiot should've never gotten into it'
'I'm a fucking idiot should've never gotten into it'
'I'm a fucking idiot should've never gotten into it'
'I'm a fucking idiot should've never gotten into it'
'I'm a fucking idiot should've never gotten into it'
Into it, Into it, Into it, Into it, Into it, Into it, Into it, Into it

D-d-d-do it again
(Say! Say! Say! Say!) Do it again
(Say! Say! Say! Say!) Do it again