Lyrics:

With a cocked and loaded gun and the girl of my dreams
I can't control myself, know what I mean
I had one too many pills, now I'm high on sextasy
I'm a supercharged hot-blooded sex machine
Armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night
Armed and dangerous
Ooh, feel my snake bite
I'm armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight, alright
I'm just checking her oil and stirring up her cream
Bringin' her to the boil, making her jump and scream
Say, the longer I go, honey, the longer I get
And if I run out of ammo, I just use my bayonet
Armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night
Armed and dangerous
Ooh, feel my snake bite
I'm armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight, alright

I'm armed and dangerous
I'm armed and dangerous
I'm armed and dangerous
Like a bullet, like a bomb, I'll take you on, oh, hey
Armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night
Armed and dangerous
Ooh, feel my snake bite
I'm armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
'Cause I'm armed
Ooh, I'm armed
I said I'm armed
I said I'm armed and dangerous, yeah
Armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night, yeah
Armed and dangerous
Ooh, feel my snake bite
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night, alright

I'm armed and dangerous
I'm armed and dangerous
Sextasy, yeah
I'm armed and dangerous
I'm gonna give it to you
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night