Lyrics:

(Shel Silverstein)They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to FranceAnd Jackie's seen in a discotheque do
in' a brand new danceAnd the White House social season should be glittering and gayBut here in Topeka the rain is a fallin'T
he faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin'One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin' and one's on the wayI'm glad t
hat Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pactAnd Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new actWhile the TV's showin'
Newlyweds a real fun game to playBut here in Topeka the screen door's a bangin'The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a
hangin'One wants a cookie and one wants a changin' and one's on the wayNow what was I doin' Jimmy get away from there darn t
here goes the phoneHello honey what's that you say you're bringin' a few ole buddies homeYou're callin' from a barn get away
from thereNo not you honey I was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bellHoney could you stop at the market and
hello hello well I'll beThe girls in New York City they all march for women's libAnd Better Homes and Gardens shows the moder
n way to liveAnd the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile todayHere in Topeka the flies are a buzzin'The dog is
a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin'One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin' Lord one's on the wayOh gee I hope it a
in't twins again