Lyrics:

A bad case of auto-marital guilt has Alethea in Texas reaching for her hot glue gun to keep her husband's hubcaps on. Also, Amy's husband refers to his '92 Pathfinder as 'the Giving Tree.' She calls it a piece of junk. Will Tom and Ray give her the ammunition to send it to the crusher? And, do 300,000 miles and bald tires equal a good divorce settlement?