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Here's a new complaint: 'My car is getting too miles per gallon'. This week, Ephraim ponders his Audi's new thriftiness, and wonders if it's just trying to congratulate him on his engagement. Also, holiday family gatherings mean family arguments. Specifically, is it possible to park in a way that makes it impossible to get out the way you went in; and, will a wreath on the hood cook an engine? And, if a Brigadier General wants to drive 140 mph, who are we to stop him?