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This week, everyone wants to be a shade-tree mechanic. Andrew is wondering if a degree in Nuclear Engineering qualifies him to change the clutch on his Escort, while Susan's husband's chief qualification for fixing a falling headliner seems to be height. Also, what the best car for a cross-country road trip inspired by Thelma & Louise--without the killing? And, strange door behavior in a Land Cruiser prompts the age-old question, 'Doesn't anyone screen these calls?'