Started at the age 4 My mother went to the grocery store Went sneaking through her door To find something in a size 4 Sugar and Spice And everything nice Wasn't made for only girls GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only King for a day, princess by dawn King for a day in a leather thong King for a day, princess by dawn Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me My daddy threw me in therapy He thinks I'm not a real man Who put the drag in drag queen Don't knock it 'til you've tried it