Lyrics:

Lights, camera, actionThere's a star upon your doorHave your machine call my machineWe'll do lunch on the cutting fl
oorWe're over budget98 percent not thereAnd when the back door hits youWhere the good Lord split youTell us honey, who doe
s your hair?How does he do it?Why's he do it?Yes, it's trueThe flavor of the month is youAnd it's practice, practice, prac
ticeJust to get to CarnegieWe'll need 10 percent,and that's off the topGross, not net to meGet it on,Honey 'cause It's S
howtime!Just play the song,Baby 'cause It's Showtime!Produce me daddy,Takin' 8 to the barBig, bigger, biggestWith the rig
ht lighting you'll go farHere today, gone late todayAnd it's club dates in the sticksAnd you're beautiful babe, don't never
shaveNo prob, we'll fix it in the mixJust leave your name and number inthe dumpster when you're through,Oh yeahDon't call
us, we'll call youOscar, Grammy, triple whammyCut, and that's the takeQuit complainin', where's my agent?Don't you know ho
w much I make?Get it on,Baby 'cause It's Showtime!Just play the song,Baby 'cause It's Showtime!Leave your name and number
in the dumpster when you're thru,Oh yeahDon't call us, we'll call youAnd it's play it like they paid yaAnd your photo goes
on the car wash wallBut somehow it's all worth itWhen you hear that curtain callIt's Showtime!Oh, Baby 'cause It's Showti
me!Oh yeah, just play the song,Baby 'cause It's Showtime!Oh yeah, let's ge