Lyrics:

There was a boy who liked to wiggleHis tooth loose so he could show it:And then we'd watch while he wouldTie it to a
doorknob, wind up, and then slam it!And that was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out;He told us how he liked to feel i
t when it came outBut he grew tired of using doorknobsAnd so he thought up a brand-new trick:He said he'd tie his toothTo h
is dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it!And that was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out;He told us how
he liked to feel it when it came outHe called his god, but just asHe was set to go his Dad arrived there:He yelled at him,
then got some pliers,Held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there!That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out;
He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out