Lyrics:

Read it in the paper
Marked the date on the wall
To remind myself to celebrate
The day I lose it all
They made plans to be together
I made plans to be alone
She got a rock
Im gettin stoned

Damn right Ive got objections
But its awful too late now
Yeah, the cans are on the limo
And the rice is on the ground
Theyre headed for the islands
But hell Im already gone
She got a rock
Im gettin stoned

Heres to happy ever after
And heres to balls and chains
And Heres to all us haters
Of old lovers new last names
And heres to holdin up
And gettin right where I belong
She got a rock
Im gettin stoned

Yeah I knew that it was over
When I heard those wedding bells
That preacher was my jailer
Now this bottle is my bail
So much for all that prayin
Her I do would be I dont
She got a rock
Im gettin stoned

Heres to happy ever after
And heres to balls and chains
And heres to all us haters
Of old lovers new last names
And heres to holdin up
And gettin right where I belong
She got a rock
Im gettin stoned

So to hell with her and him
And the white horse the rode out on
She got a rock
Im gettin stoned
Yeah she got a rock
Ha ha ha
Im gettin stoned
Yeah Im gettin stoned

Yeeaahhh come on