Lyrics:

There are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far
Ladies and gentlemen, The Ramones!
I just like to say, this gig sucks!
Hey up yours, Springfield!
(One, two, three, four!)

Happy Birthday to you (Happy Birthday)
Happy Birthday to you (Happy Birthday)
Happy Birthday Burnsey, Happy Birthday to you!
(Go to hell you old bastard!)
(Hey, I think they liked us...)
Have the Rolling Stones killed
But sir, those are-
Do as I say!