Lyrics:

The Ramones:
"I just like to say, this gig sucks!!!"
"Hey up yours Springfield!"
"One, two, three, four!"
"Happy Birthday to you (Happy Birthday)
Happy Birthday to you (Happy Birthday)
Happy Birthday Burnsi, Happy Birthday to you!!!"

"Go to hell you old bastard!"
"Hey, I think they liked us..."

Mr. Burns:"Have the Rolling Stones killed"
Mr. Smithers:"But sir, those are..."
Mr. Burns:"Do as I say!!!"