Lyrics:

Who lives in a house like this
Who lives in a house like this
In Number 69 there lives a transvestite
he's a man by day
but he's a woman at night
there's a man in number 4 who swears
he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start the
third world war
oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
in 110 they haven't paid the rent
so there goes the tv with the repo men
in 999 they make a living from crime
the house is always empty 'cos they're
all doin' time

oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood

who lives in a house like this
who lives in a house like this
in number 18 there lives a big
butch queen
he's bigger than Tyson and he's twice
as mean
in 666 there lives a Mr. Miller
he's our local vicar and a serial killer

who lives in a house like this (who lives here, man?)
who lives in a house like this
oh they want to knock us down
'cos they think we're scum
but we will all be waiting when the
bulldozers come
in a neighbourhood like this you know
it's hard to survive
so you'd better come prepared
'cos they won't take us alive