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well, bill jackson went to 'poll dud' to join the uptown poker club and he cursed the

day he ever told anybody he joined.

well his money used to go like it had wings, when he had queens somebody else had kings

and every nigh he'd sit there donatin all his coin.

he said boys i'm gonna play it right tonight i'm gonna watch them cards and i'm 'a'

play 'em tight and by the end my hands gonna be 'impeached'

well he played em tight but after a while he done lost hisself a considerable pile so

he got mad and he stood up ang gave this little speech

now boys you see this rasor well i had it sharpened just today i'm comin here with my

rules and everybody gonna mind em' when they play

now you clide keep your hands on top of the table when you dealin' please quit takin

all them little wild cards and stickn' em down between yo knees

and jesse quit makin' all them funny noises like you trying to tip off you hand you

gonna talk to me in american son, american so i can understand

and leeroy quit takin' em off the bottom oooh thats rough just take five off the top

then stop that's enough

and pass me them cards and let me cut on them things before you deal, i like to handle

them things boy i like to see

cause i got news for you lads you ain't playin accordin to that fellow harley uh uh,

no, tonight you play this game accordin to me

well a sittin round the table in that there game there just happened to be this old one

eyed man and bill kept watching him out the corner of his eye,

this old one eyed cat he been dealin kinda funny he done took a whole bunch of big

bill's money so bill rolls up and looks around the room and with a sigh he says

hmmm it's an awful shame theres somebody cheatin' in this here game and course it wont

do for me to stand up and mention the guy

so i'll refrain fromm callin that partner's name but he lets me catch him cheatin just

once again and i'ma take my fist an i'ma poke that other eye

now, you see this rasor i had it sharpened just today i'm comin in here with my rules

and everybody must mind em' when they play

now you clide keep them bony hands up on top of the table when you dealin please dont

go takin all them little wildies and stickn' em off down there between yo knees

and jesse quit maken all them monkey sounds you still trying to tip off you hand you

gonna talk to me in american the big AA so i can understand

and leeroy quit takin' 'em off the bottom of the deck son i tell ya thats rough, this

is an army game son take five and halt that's enough.

and pass me them face boards over here and let me cut on them things everytime before

you deal i like to delve in ther son i like to see

'cause i got news for you lads you ain't playin accordin' to that fellow harley uh uh,

tonight you play this game accordin' to me

(spoken) now then, seein' as you all know I didn't roll in here on a head of cabbage henry if

you'll break out a new deck of them bycicles the boys and i wil get on with the

buisness but keep and i on that fella wearin the patch he holds them cards kinda funny

if he aint careful sombody round this table's liable to jack his jaw he he he i feel

like my luck just changed