Lyrics:

(Or How I Was Robert McNamara'd into Submission)I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored.I been John O'Hara'd, McNam
ara'd.I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind.I been Ayn Randed, nearly brandedCommunist, 'cause I'm left-handed.T
hat's the hand I use, well, never mind!I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.Well, I paid a
ll the dues I want to pay.And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,And all my wealth won't buy me health,So I smoke a pint o
f tea a day.I knew a man, his brain was so small,He couldn't think of nothing at all.He's not the same as you and me.He do
esn't dig poetry. He's so unhip thatWhen you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,Whoever he was.The man a
in't got no culture,But it's alright, ma,Everybody must get stoned.I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered.Andy Warhol, won'
t you please come home?I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled,Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled.I just discovered some
body's tapped my phone.I dropped my harmonica, Albert.