Lyrics:

Heard you calling on the telephone
Before you decided to come uninvited
Then I saw you in her eyes
Just before she walked away
Now that you've arrived
There's nothing I can say

Except hello to you, heartache
Welcome to this heartbreak
I swore, I'd never see you again
I'm inviting you to my funeral party

Where loneliness is always
Singing loud above the crowd
Songs of love gone wrong
So hello to you, heartache, hello to you

Such an awkward guest
But you can stay awhile, I guess
And I'll make the best of this
And it's been so hard to sleep
With you lying next to me
In the place she used to be

So hello to you, heartache
Welcome to this heartbreak
I swore I'd never see you again
I'm inviting you to my funeral party

Where loneliness is always
Singing loud above the crowd
Songs of love gone wrong
So hello to you, heartache, hello to you

There's no conversation, just anticipation
For the games about to begin
It's my celebration and it's hell that I'm paying
It's like the party never ends

Heard you calling and I'm all alone
Have you decided to come uninvited?

So hello to you, heartache
Welcome to this heartbreak
I swore I'd never see you again
I'm inviting you to my funeral party

Where loneliness is always
Singing loud above the crowd
Songs of love gone wrong

So hello to you, heartache
Hello to you, heartache
Hello to you, heartache
Hello to you