Lyrics:

We're so sorry Uncle Albert
We're so sorry if we've caused you any pain
We're so sorry Uncle Albert but there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm going to rain

We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring

We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away

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Hand across the water
Heads across the sky
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie

Hand across the water
Heads across the sky
Live a little, be a gypsy
Get around
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little get around
Live a little be a gypsy
Get around
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little get around