Lyrics:

guess who's wearing jeans
orange, chocolate seams
every season a new creation
baby day-glo rinse affair
lipstick if you care
frighten the horses
remember dior, sir
i'm your circus clown

and miss u.k. stood
for something that's fashionable

miss u.k. seasons come and go
felt tip eyeshadow
pouting's a doddle
they taught it at my school last june
if you'll believe

and miss u.k. stood
for something that's fashionable