Lyrics:

Well when I was young ‘bout thirty-one
I met this truck driving queen, a walking dream
she said “boy – ya wanna find the fat state?”

well the miles went by I couldn’t care less why
with a heartful of hope in a cinemascope
I just knew – oowhee!!! this must be the place

but ridin’ both night and day
thinkin’bout you honey an all the sweet things
you used to say, ah-ha-ha
But all this time honey you were talkin’bout my money, screamin about the things we never had
Oh my my

well I was Jack she were Jill
together I knew we’d found the thrill
she said “aarghh – we never made the fat state”

Well the world outside is all big and wide
But my mind’s so small I don’t need this call
I n-n-n-need, I need to find the fat state

So from now on I wanna do things right
And stick real tight to my own plan
Tonight I’ll find my way to the fat state
Yeah right – I’m in the fat state
Ah-ha-ha – I’m back in the fat state