Lyrics:

Are you really going out with Adolf?
I never loved Eva Braun - oh no?
No, a thousand people say I did - oh yeah?
Yeah, she was just some girl who was on the make - yes, we see
Boy she wanted to be so big.

And in the end it got to be a drag,
She's doing her exercises every day
No matter what people say,
I never loved Eva Braun.

I never heard all the screams - oh no?
I never saw the blood and dirt and gore - oh yeah?
That wasn't part of the dream - yes, we see
Of maps and generals and uniforms.

I'd always like the big parade,
I always wanted to be adored,
In '33 I knew I had it made,
I never loved

Eva Braun wasn't history,
She wasn't even part of my destiny
She never really fitted in the scheme of things
She was a triumph of my will,
Oh yeah

I saw the blondies and the blue eyes - oh yeah?
I saw the millions mouthing me - oh yeah?
But underneath I was really gentle - oh yeah?
D'ja ever see me touch a scrap of meat?

O yeah I conquered all those countries
They were weak an' I was strong
A little too ambitious maybe,
But I never loved Eva Braun.
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