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I took her out, it was a Friday night.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
We started making out, and she took off my pants. And then i turned on the T.V.

And that's about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your 23.
And are you still more amused of my T.V. shows? What the hell is ADD?!
My friends said I should act my age.
What's my age again?

Later on, on the drive home i called her mom on the pay phone. I said I cops and your husbands in jail. The state looks down on sodomy.

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me.
Nobody likes you when your 23.
And your still more amused by prank phonecalls. What the hell is call ID?!
My friends said I should act my age.
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your 23.
And you still act like your in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me?!
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again?


That's about the time that she broke up with me.
No one should take themselves so seriously.
With many years to fall inline.
Why would you wish that on me?
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again?