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Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is Walter Crondite
from Convention Hall, Miami Beach, bringing you the first
get-together convention of Republicans and Democrats alike.
We have Henry Kissinger and Vice-president Agnew standing by
on the right side of the Convention Hall. Come in David
Stinkley! Thank you, Walter! Ah, Mr.Kissinger, amid this
historic moment, with all the pomp and grandeur of the
political system of America all around you, tell us Sir,
what are your innermost thoughts at the moment?
-Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman,
gotta find a woman. Vice-president Agnew, what are your
thoughts, Sir?
- Right on, right on!
- Mr.Agnew, when you heard the rumour that President Nixon
might not select you as his running mate again, what did you
say to him?
- You never should have promised to me, give it here, don't
hold back, now, give it here, don't say nothing, just give
it here, come on.
- Ah, Mr.Agnew if you were in Senator McGovern's place, who
would you have chosen as a running mate?
- Bertha.
- Bertha, who?
- Bertha Butt.
- Who, she, Sir?
- One of the Butt Sisters.
- Do you agree, Mr.Kissinger?
- Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a
woman, gotta find a woman.
Thank you, Mr.Kissinger and Vice-president Agnew. Back to
you, Walter.
- Thank you, David. Now, Sidney Buttley is over on the left
side, he has Sargent Shriver with him.
- Sargent Shriver, what did you say to Senator McGovern when
he finally asked you to be his running mate?
- You just call on me brother when you need a hand.
- How did you finalize your agreement with Senator McGovern?
- Sealed with a kiss,
- Oh, shades of excitement! One final question, Sir, what
kind of offer did Senator McGovern make you?
- He made me an offer I couldn't refuse