Lyrics:

I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it, all sky high,
And now she won't even spare a passing glance,
All just because I ripped my pants

When Big Larry came 'round, just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around and I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse
But windin' up with no one is a lot less fun, than a burn from the sun,
Or sand in your buns!

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
Listen and you won't regret.
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants!