Lyrics:

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
And yes, but what a shame,
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.

I'd chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in,
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

Well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne
Oh, well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast,
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I'd chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in,
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

Again
I'd chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in,
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Again