Lyrics:

Break a mirror, roll the dice
Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Find a well known hard man and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Filling a circular hole with a pen that's square
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Ooh, yeah yeah yeah
Ooh, yeah yeah yeah
Bite the lightening and tell me how it tastes
Kung fu fighting on your roller skates
Do the Macarena in the devil's lair
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair
Ooh, yeah yeah yeah
Ooh, yeah yeah yeah
Ooh, yeah yeah yeah