If your havin' trouble with your high school head He's givin' you the blues You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed Here's what you gotta do - Pick up the phone I'm here alone Call me any time 36 24 36 (slaver) I lead a life of crime
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Your havin' problems in your life of love You got a broken heart He's double dealin' with your best friend That's when the teardrops start - Pick up the phone I'm here alone Or make a social call Come right in Forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball.
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If ya got a lady but you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps naggin' you night and day Enough to drive you nuts - Pick up the phone Leave her alone It's time you made a stand For a fee I'll be happy to be Your back door man