Lyrics:

We both hate the holidays
Our parents act crazy
And the mall is insane
Let's skip it all

And have a non-traditional, non-denominational celebration

Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleepin' late, but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present

It was fun when I was a kid
And then it started getting strange
I got too old for toys and games
And now I have you and I think we should choose a

Non-traditional, non-denominational celebration

Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleepin' late, but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present

We both hate the holidays
Our parents act crazy

Let's have a non-traditional, non-denominational celebration

Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleepin' late, but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present