Lyrics:

Outside these four walls lies anarchy, baby
Unnatural acts and sights abound
Glass glaring, eyes staring, young pairing, maybe
What does the world care if I'm not around
'Cause I think I'd rather stay at home
With people I know
I can watch the whole thing on TV
And the neighbors never know
The bright lights are like traps for the unwary
You need a guard just to walk at night
How can you say it will all be all right
But I think I'd rather stay at home
Where cold winds don't blow
I can watch the whole thing on TV
And the neighbors never know
They never know
Outside these four shores lie countries of strangers
They have water that you shouldn't drink
driving, crime fighting, life's full of dangers
It's not that I'm frightened to walk on the brink

But I think I'd rather stay at home
With people I know
We can watch the whole thing on TV
And the neighbors never know
They never know
Think I'd rather stay at home
Where things move real slow
Think I'd rather stay at home
Where the bad guys never go
(They never go)
(Stay at home)
People you know, people you know
Think I'd rather stay at home
Where the pimples never show
They never show
Stay at home