Lyrics:

One, Two, Three, Four.

I've got a date with Carlo.
We're going out tomorrow.
I really think he's awesome.
He's awesome.
He's Carlo.

I like him a lot.
I think he's real hot.
He smokes the good pot.
He drives a camaro.
He's Carlo.

Fuckin' yeah!
Fuckin' yeah!
Carlo!
He's awesome.
He's awesome.
He's Carlo.

I see him in class.
I stare at his ass.
He's smokes the good grass.
I'll knit him a sweater.
He's Carlo.

Carlo!
He's awesome.
He's awesome.
He's Carlo.

I think he's real cute
In his sweet pantsuit.
He renders me mute.

He's Carlo.
I got a crush on Carlo.
I really think he's awesome.
He's awesome.
He's Carlo.