Lyrics:

Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me

Sweet little fellows you pay to see

Saturday morning, pictures are free

The little children all come to see me



They want to touch me

They want to love me

I always give them pictures of me



Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me

My little girlfriend don't come to see me

She gets so jealous when the kids start to scream

I love the laughter kids offer to me




They want to touch me

They want to love me

They see a man that cannot be me



Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me

Sweet little fellows you pay to see

Saturday morning, pictures are free

The little children all come to see me



They want to touch me

They want to love me

I always give them pictures of me