Lyrics:

Some of them are hairySome of them are baldSome are kinda scaryAnd this is what they're calledVagina!Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thingVaginaSome belong to virginsThey're really tight and strongBut big or small, I love 'em allThat's why
I sing my songVagina!Vagi-hoo-a!They call that thingVaginaVaginaSome of them are smellyLike clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eveCause they've been duesched too muchVagina!Vagi-hoo-a!They call that thingVaginaVagina!V
agi-hoo-a!They call that thingVaginaNothin could be finerThan to be in a vaginaIn the morning