Osama got run over by a reindeer Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve Some folks say there's no such thing as Santa But now even the Taliban believe
Osama thought we'd never find him But even little children know Santa knows who's been real naughty In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow
Al-quiada found him Christmas morning Face down on that mountain pass There were hoof marks on his turban And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Osama got run over by a reindeer Being near his cave door on christmas eve You can say theres no such thing as karma But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe
Sing it
Osama got run over by a reindeer Now he's not around on Christmas day He was hopin he'd be metting Allah The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh