[Originally performed by Sex Pistols]There was a bunch of roadiesAnd this here is their storyA scurvy bunch of evil twitsWho never say they're sorryThey've traveled cross the nationsFuckin' paid vacationsWe love the schism that they make They're here for the durationFriggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to doThe captains name is RickWhose 'Bozo-do' is slickHe really thinks he knows it allHe's just a Jersey hickWanking, c ranking, GeorgieHe always finds an orgyHe rubs his balls and picks his noseHe's horny Georgie porgieFriggin' in the riggin 'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to doThe kind of sleaze is RingPolaroid's his thin gHe whipped it out, her teeth fell outAnd now it's in a slingFrom LA we have TroyHis fetish is PlayboyA smelly trout, he' ll eat it outGo wash your hands you're M.O.I.Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There w as fuck all else to doJohn Tempesta is The JokerThe Adams apple chokerSandra Bernhard is his twinHe'd probably even poke h erThe B-boy was John RooneyHe was a fuckin' loonyHe does a rap, he thinks he's blackHe's soft like Gerry CooneyFriggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to doYo my name is BillDur, bouncing is my skill