Lyrics:
Everyone gather round now sing us a songJust in case by tomorrow it happens he's goneFor two weeks and seven daysOur fair foreign friendI have this feelingWe might never see Steven againBut we thought he was goneAnd he's come back againLast week it was funnyNow the jokes wearing thin'Cuz everyone knows nowThat every night nowWill be Steven's last night in townHe's charmed everyone hereExcept Tamara EasterWho later revealed to himHer innermost secretsWon us over with storiesAbout Linda McCartneyLost points with the ladiesFor saying he couldn't love a woman with celluliteBut we thought he was goneAnd he's come back againLast week it was funnyNow the jokes wearing thin'Cuz everyone knows nowThat every night nowWill be Steven's last night in townWe were talking 'bout somethingSeems like was funnyThen Steven got quietI think Steven was madMaybe he wasn't madBut we felt really strange in the momentBut the moment was past And forgotten aboutBut we thought he was goneAnd he's come back againLast week it was funnyNow the jokes wearing thin'Cuz everyone knows nowThat every night nowWill be Steven's last night in town