Lyrics:

I think my friend said "I hear footsteps"
I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday
I wore my black and white dress

I think my friend said "Stick it in the back of her head,"
I think my friend said "Two of them are sisters,"
"I am a murder tramp, birthday boy," I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in," I think he said

Then we wished them all a happy birthday
We kissed them all goodnight
Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me
In my black and red dress

I think my friend said "Don't forget the video,"
I think my friend said "Don't forget to smile,"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp," I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy," I think I said

I think my friend said "Stick it in the back of her head,"
I think my friend said "Two of them are sisters,"
"I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy," I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in," I think he said

I think my friend said "Don't forget the video,"
I think my friend said "Don't forget to smile,"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp," I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy," I think I said