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Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible
!Hell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeahIf I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.Like little Opie eating pie wh
en he made it with Aunt BeaIf I were God thou shall not worship false Billy IdolsAnd thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav
to the BibleThou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a