Lyrics:

by David Jones, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork & Micky Dolenz
Peter:
Zilch,
Mr. Dobolina, Mr. Bob Dobolina,
Mr. Dobolina, Mr. Bob Dobolina, etc...
Davy:
Zilch,
China clipper calling Alameda,
China clipper calling Alameda, etc...
Micky:
Zilch,
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense,
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense, etc...
Mike:
Zilch,
It is of my opinion that the people are intending,
It is of my opinion that the people are intending, etc...
Zilch, zilch, zilch.
Monkees Zilch