Lyrics:

Put this on a zip disc, send it to your lawyer,
Tell him to file me under funky

Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmers
Big holiday parties like Dolly Partner
Sometimes i get paid thai as a starter
My other order pad see yew is much darker

Ad Horovitz, I take a shvitz
I'm known for my glamour and my glitz check it
As I bust I really must encrust
This microphone rust with diamond fairy dust

I don't wear crocs and I don't wear sandals
The pump dont't work 'cause the vandals took the handle
Stop singing that song in the wrong key
What you looking at? Funky Donkey

Funky Donkey

I go wooooo like a fire engine
Flashing lights to get your attention
So stop sweating me about the weather
Go shave a sheep and knit yourself a sweater

Don't get me heated or y'all in trouble
Bass bins booming make the dancehall bubble
Letting loose all up in the honkey tonk
With the shoopa doopa doo bedonk

Well I was swimming in the water of the ocean
Like Dr. Jekyll with the magic potion
We're brad new, never ever the same
"What's that what's that what's the name?"

Funky Donkey
Funky Donkey
Funky Donkey