Lyrics:

Get the hell outta my way
Livin' on a good time and I don't need your stuff, today
Hey, play some guitar for me
Yeah, that's it
Yeah

Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man
Ride with a gun in my hand
Lookin' for a girl who'll understand
Don't want responsibility, I

Don't care about holes in jeans
I gotta get out tonight and see
Hope I don't get in a fight
Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me

I met a woman that said I stunk
'I got a Speed Stick, damn you're drunk'
She felt good around her ass and thigh
She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high
Said, 'Take me backstage, pretty please'
'Just let me finish up this here drink'
Sat there 'bout to change my mind
When she turned and said, 'Honey child?'

(Take me drunk) I'm home
(Take me drunk) I'm stoned
(Take me drunk) Wanna bone?
(Take me drunk) G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Got a phone?
(Take me drunk) Where's my car?
(Take me drunk) Am I far?
(Take me drunk) What's your name?
(Take me drunk) Is this a bar?

Had to think just a little more
This chick was beginnin' to bore
Didn't know if she was gonna score
That was when I started to ignore

I don't care about holes in jeans
I gotta get out tonight and see
Hope I don't get in a fight
Just 'cause I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me

(Take me drunk) I'm home
(Take me drunk) I'm stoned
(Take me drunk) Wanna bone?
(Take me drunk) G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Got a phone?
(Take me drunk) Where's my car?
(Take me drunk) Am I far?
(Take me drunk) What's your name?
(Take me drunk) Is this a bar-bar?
Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah


Stick it


Ooh-ah
Ooh-ah

(Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home)
(Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home) Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home) Yeah, trouble hit me once
(Baby girl, baby girl, I'm–) Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

(Take me drunk) I'm home
(Take me drunk) I'm stoned
(Take me drunk) Wanna bone?
(Take me drunk) G-G-G-G-G-Got a phone?
(Take me drunk) Where's my car?
(Take me drunk) Am I far?
(Take me drunk) What's your name?
(Take me drunk) Is this a bar

(Take me drunk) I'm home
(Take me drunk) I'm home
(Take me drunk)
(Take me drunk) Yeah
(Take me drunk) Yeah-yeah
(Take me drunk) I'm home
(Take me drunk) I'm stoned
Take me drunk, I'm home
Take me drunk, I'm home