Lyrics:

I removed my foreskin to interfere with procedure
I tied one end of the rope to the tip of my prick and
The other to the exhaust of my girlfriend's car
'Hey,' I said, 'Put the pedal to the metal'
My girlfriend said I should unionize my dick
And all you women must pay dues to get a lick
Now that I've improved the first step of the procedure
I've got a messy, messy, messy girlfriend
And I've gotta wrap duct tape around my cock
Just to keep it together