Lyrics:

I read the news today oh boyAbout a lucky man who made the gradeAnd though the news was rather sadWell I just had to
laughI saw the photograph.He blew his mind out in a carHe didn't notice that the lights have changedA crowd of people stoo
d and staredThey'd seen his face beforeNobody was really sureIf he was from the House of Lords.I saw a film today oh boyTh
e English Army had just won the warA crowd of people turned awayBut I just had to lookHaving read the bookI'd love to turn
you on.Woke up, fell out of bed,Dragged my comb across my headFound my way downstairs and drank a cup,And looking up I not
iced I was late.Found my coat and grabbed my hatMade the bus in seconds flatFound my way upstairs and had a smoke,Somebody
spoke and I went into a dream.I read the news today oh boyFour thousand holes in Blackburn, LancashireAnd though the holes
were rather smallThey had to count them allNow they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.I'd love to turn yo
u on