Lyrics:

*snorting*
It was a dusty old night
and I'm the first to admit it
I am sure i upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice was telling me
i REALLY should cool it
Chewing my face off
talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face
Thought I better have another one just in case
Next thing i knew my heart was under attack
Bought a one way ticket to hell....

And Back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But my septum is in tatters
And I've still got the runs

Burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule
Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel
Several massive chocking lines of glorious gack
Bought a one way ticket to hell...

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

[Sitar/effects]
Stick it up your f*cking nose! Woohoo!
[Solo]

Holding court, repeating myself, each repetition slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
The wheels came off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back(yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

One way ticket to hell and back(woo!)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell...