Lyrics:

My hair ain't boofed or blonded, my T.E.R. was so-so
Won't never score a 100 or even win a Brownlow
To be something, is something I fall short of
But me and Hawthorn's captain are connected, sort of
I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted Shane Crawford!

Our Nicole buys her bread rolls from a bread shop near my Mum's
I met the Gallagher brothers, though not the famous ones
My brother stood next to Steve Waugh in a lift
I had dinner at Warney's, but that's just an urban myth
I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted Shane Crawford!

I met her at a disco, we both were drinking Bundy
I told her that I liked her, though didn't call her Mond'y
She sure was pretty rat-arsed, but you don't knock back a win
Especially when your best mate winks and whispers that, 'You're in!'
Well, ain't never had a lesbo, nor two girls at one time did
But this I always will have to impress me wife and kid
The summer of my lifetime now freezes into winter
I got this sadness in me like flesh barbed on a splinter
I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy