Lyrics:
I'd have to be crazyto stop all my singingand never play music again.You'd call me a foolif I put on a top hatand ran out to flag down the wind.I'd have to be weirdto grow me a beardjust to see what the rednecks would do.I'd have to be crazyplum out of my mindto fall out of love with you.You know I(and I don't intend to)But should there come a day,when I say that I don't love youThey'll lock me away ay ay.It sure would be weirdto live in an envelopewaiting along for a stampYou'd swear I was locoto rub for a geniewhile burning my hand on the lampAnd I may not be normalbut nobody isso I'd like to say 'fore I'm throughI'd have to be crazyplum out of my mindto fall out of love with you