Henrietta we got no flowers for you Just these three miserable cunts Sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat
We know you love us and you probably do Although your husband may cut us He's an animal though everything is possible
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out It's hard to miss you when you follow us about Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola
And it's clean out the bank and bump off your daddy You can come live with us amongst the has beens and the addicts These are crazy times down at Costello music You can answer the phone and talk anyway you choose it, come on Oh, come on (2x)
Dear Henrietta we're just three lonely boys Though the girls love us we're so Into you incredibly we'd love to see you terribly
We'd love to hate you but we don't have no choice Come be our wa ha ha ha Honey, honey three four one time once more
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out It's hard to miss you when you follow us about Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola
And it's clean out the bank and bump off your daddy You can come live with us amongst the has beens and the addicts These are crazy times down at Costello music You can answer the phone and talk anyway you choose it, come on (Repeat 2x)