Lyrics:

You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Chito:
More margarita for my cute senorita
Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava
Chuggin down on my J&B while checkin out the parts of my dick's anatomy
Forget the brain forget the personality
What I'm after for is your effect on my gravity like trinity
Flying high with the kits and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

Band:
You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Chito:
Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip
Flashing some cash and some rock star bulls**t
Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill
I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need
A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed
And we try to impress as we start to undress
Stop the press we need to get this

Band:
You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Chito:
I got to keep it going coz' I got it going on
But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so

Vinci:
My name is Vinci and I am neat
I love pretty girls and I love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And I am very very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
You say I'm bad but I am good
So shut up now and eat some food

Chito:
Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman
Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent

Vinci:
Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo
Mali ang sinasabi mo
Magaling akong kumanta
Alam mo ba yung picha pie

Chito:
Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

Vinci:
Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa
Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta

Chito:
Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at
Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at
Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan

Vinci:
Wala eh ano ngayon

Band:
Alam naman nating lahat
Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat
Ang vocalist ng parokya band
Ng parokya ni edgar

Chito:
Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit
Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

Vinci:
Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat
Ang kiakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat
Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino
Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino

Chito:
Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit
Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet
Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao
Na si listo el digato sa gulpihang de kortodo

Vinci:
Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako
Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando
Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas
Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Dindin:
Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban
Bago kayo magsuntukan
Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan
Sige na kiss na, peace na please
Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes
Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba
Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba
Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

Band:
Alam naman nating lahat
Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't
Walang iwanan sa parokya band
Sa parokya ni edgar

Band:
Band... Band...

Chito:
Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta
Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala