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Kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
Little kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
Little kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
Little kit-kitty, little kitty kitty-ky
I got this little kitty about two months back
He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior, you know what I mean
He's an evil little kitty
Look what he did to my hand
Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy but he'd rather have the wrapper
And I always give him water but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks all my hair
Always scratching on my favorite chair
And jumping on the couch
Playing in the windowsills and tearing through the house
He is so full of energy and easily amused
Kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles
Just so he can be a part of
He's the meanest little kitty so we named him Sparta
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite
Where'd you go?
Are you stalking me?
Are you under the couch quite possibly?
Ears laid back so you don't get caught?
Ready to pounce my leg with everything that you've got?
I know you're probably watching me from across the room
Concentrating, contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out, come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty, why don't you give in?
Even if you try to sneak up on me
I'm prepared 'cause I got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
I think I hear a little kitty under the bed
I know you're making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want but I'm not your prey
You always seem to find me first but not today
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got him cornered and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then
Aww man, he's asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed but it's never been used
In every waking moment kitty's out for the fight
Then pfftt next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this little creature inside my home?
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
This kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
And the one big thing I forgot to mention was that he wasn't fighting
He just wanted attention
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little Sparta, what is with all the fight?
Showing love, that's all this kitty does
Kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
Little kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
Little kit-kitty, little kit-kitty
Little kit-kitty, little kitty kitty-ky
Nooo!