Lyrics:

(Speaking)
I thought I had everybody by my side,
But I went and blew it all sky high,
And now she wont even spare a passing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants
(Singing)
When big larry came round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants
I no I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
But windin up with no one is a lot less fun then a burn
From the sun or sand in your buns!
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
Listen and you wont regret
Be true to yourself don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped
His pants