Lyrics:

Im not just some dilettante
If youll excuse me, Ive got names to drop
You think my lyrics dont make sense?
Well, maybe youre a little dense

Pretentious? Moi? Dont be absurd
Sure, I use some twenty dollar words
But brother, Im the salt of the Earth
And while my band might be subpar
And Im stuck here tending bar
I hold my own with all the punk rock stars

My politics are so correct
I march along in perfect step
And all my pals think like I do
Thats how I know Ive got a clue

Now let me make this crystal clear
You point and laugh at all that I hold dear
But Ive got the respect of all my peers
And theyre allowed to take the piss
But if you cross me then Ill shake my fist
And tell the internet about it

Im a big man

Its time for me to show my ass
And pass some rumors on as fact
Now dont you dare call me a clown
Ill have my lawyer shut your website down

I went on tour with NOFX
I didnt really have a job with them
But Ill have you know theyre personal friends
I got to ride Fat Mikes giraffe
And we all sat around and laughed
At everyone whos sick of my act

Little big man
Im a big man
Little big man